one of them heads that's always on tour following some band or ragin' festies... may live in a van with six other stoners, hustlin' town to town blowin' up the spot on lot at every show...
phed rage lot kid tour
Yo, I was a tour kid for like five years and went to 42 Dead shows...
a gay TV station that acts all "punk rock" with "my chemical gas farts" and "gay charlotte" everywhere. also has bam margera in it, the biggest fucking idiot ever to have walked into the world of skateboarding. just cuz hes a good skater dosent mean he's the best. better skaters are rodney mullen, terry kennedy, daewon song, and chris haslam. plus hes like the only one who cried in jackass 2 just because he saw a cobra slithering by him. anyways, MTV pokes major ass because its what gives the stupid government its MONEY. because all america cares about is MONEY, CASH, MOOLAH, and most importantly, POWER. all thanks to MTV, its got pop punk kids all over the place at hot topic humping green day CDs. real punk is near death only because stupid USA put in MTV to brainwash faggots and it seemed most of real punk had to give up because so many people had to keep squeezing balls on dumbass MTV supporting stupid fake warped tour. luckily, punk is still alive in the underground where MTV can stop abusing it until punk rises again. MTV will rot in hell for slapping so much ass. its all MTV's fault why so many people are depressed nowadays and turning emo. man i sure cant wait til all these ball swallowing trends die out.
MTV people: ass pokes.ass spankers. wankers. america lovers. homos. gaynuts. ass mouthers. dick skins. scrotum faces. pube heads. ball pinchers. men teabaggers. chippin dales fans. butt giggles. sell outs. man whores. boner biters. spongebob headers. bear blowers. fart breathers. billie-joe toys.
The audience of a Grateful Dead show. A spoof (although not meant to be cruel) of "Jerry's Kids" for whom the Jerry Lewis telethon is held.
When the Dead were in town, all the fast food joints were filled with Jerry's Kids.
Kamijo is the vocalist of a popular japanese visual-kei band called Lareine. Along with guitarist Mayu, bassist Emiru and drummer Machi Kamijo has turned Lareine into a great success. Releasing 12 albums (Blue Romance, Lillie Charlotte, The Last of Romance, Scream, Reine de Fleur, Etude, Crystal Letos, Never Cage, Reincarnation, Winter Romantic, Deep Forest and Imperial Concerto) 22 singles (I'll not list them due to the fact the list is far too long) and 2 live dvds (Chantons L'amour Tour 1999 and Scarlet Majesty Tour 2003) the band has gained an overwhelming amount of popularity. The band has now begun touring outside Japan.more...
In the year 2000 Lareine suffered a horrible breakup. With the departure of drummer Machi soon followed guitarist Mayu and bassist Emiru. Kamijo tried to carry on as a soloist releasing the album Scream with his own work but still under the band's name as the music was played by the former members. After the release of already scheduled for release albums Reine de Fleur and Etude Kamijo released the album Crystal Letos as a message for the other members (Mayu, Emiru, Machi). He succeeded in getting Mayu and Emiru back. Machi however did not wish to return.
In early 2001 Larine was put on hold. Kamijo and Mayu joined the band New Sodmy later in the year. Emiru went off and formed his band Ribbon. Machi had gone off to form his own band called Chantons L'amour (not to be mistaken by the band's legendary tour of 1999). After New Sodmy's first conc...
The so-called Phish-heads that invaded the scene around the time "Farmhouse" lp was released. These were the ones that put a dagger in the side of the band, catalyzing their untimely end.
During Summer Tour '99, custees invaded Shakedown, and eventually ruined the whole scene.
Custees smoke schwag.
Custees wind up in fraternities and sororities.
anyone that is of color falling heads over heels for someone because they are white.
John only dates easy minorities, he can get ass immediately just because he's white.
Vera does not like her Indonesian heritage, she normally ignores all the Indonesian guys but when Caucasian Charlie comes in there with his Fratboy Shirt, she jumps on him for a rape. She is an easy minority.
Tricia Takanawa: David, what bings you all the way to...
David Bowie: Shhhhhh! Oh baby, just you shut your mouth.
Tricia Takanawa: Ooooh!Me love to meet Ziggy Stardust!I take you home!I make you fish ball soup!Fish ball!
Tom Tucker: Thank you, Tricia, for setting your people back a thousand years...
An act in which three or more people encircle another group of one or more people by clasping each other's hands above their heads, and proceed to exclaim "EIFFEL TOWER, BITCHESSS!" before scattering. The origins (and raison d'etre) of the act are unknown, but it is supposed that the name refers to the shape of the joined arms of the encirclers.
Group of Girls: "EIFFEL TOWER, BITCHESSS!"
Guy #1: "What the fuck just happened?"
Guy #2: "I think we just got Eiffel Towered."