touch-type 

When you type without looking at your hands. You learn the location of the keys from memory.

<FrequentChatter> I was touch-typing a document and I made several spelling mistakes
<NewChatter> I can't touch-type
<FrequentChatter> I'm a touch-typist

touch-type by janey_ August 23, 2006

Toucheyes 

A person who has a grasp on reality so non-existent that physically being in their presence causes feelings of rage so strong that the strongest sentence one could receive for killing them would be aggravated assault. Even if you wore their skin.

Don't be such a Toucheyes.

Are you saying that Toucheyes doesn't deserve to live.

Toucheyes by KD Rockerfeller November 7, 2014

Serbian Touchtime 

When you hang upside down from a building while masturbating, then ejaculate on ususpecting civilians

David: Hey do you want do the Serbian Touchtime

Gary: Sure! Hope I don't fall!

Serbian Touchtime by MarcusTheEdgyKid June 30, 2018

Touchpaper 

A pile of arse implemented by the NHS to try and make IT services more effective! Re-Named Touchcloth

The IT department is a Joke! I know lets use Touchpaper even though it doesnt work!

Touchpaper by Chickenlickin April 1, 2009

Touchypeggs 

Basically, these are your teeth

I'm just away to brush my Touchypeggs

Touchypeggs by Steniiiiiiii May 25, 2009

touchtone terrorist 

When someone only engages you via snarky text messages. Usually the terrorist is trying to get you to engage in a mean reply and then they play victim. They won’t answer the phone to clear up the miscommunication.

Good job not engaging the touchtone terrorist. Your reply was very nice.

touchtone terrorist by Therealtonitalks April 7, 2022

TouchTunes Cropdust 

When you use the TouchTunes app to play a song that completely changes the vibe just as you're leaving. Is the bar full of old people? Play some death metal on your way out. Family-friendly place? Throw in some WAP or 2 Live Crew just as you find the exit

Bill: "I need a drink and this family restaurant isn't working for me. Way too many toddlers and soccer moms."
Me:"I'll just TouchTunes Cropdust this place and play 'WAP'. Let's get out of here"

TouchTunes Cropdust by The Ant Christ February 8, 2023