What you say when you are screwed over by something.
"Dude, I didn't study for that exam today...Touched!"
by Mavericklax4 March 27, 2007
A person thats not quite right in the head or insane is touched, the word should be said whilst pointing towards the head.
Boy: Today gemma scooby sat on the floor and sang to herself.
sister: Gemma... Is that the girl thats a bit touched, touched by an angel
by White Wicca March 12, 2004
to get shot
Nicca I don't give a fuck who you are you could still get touched
by soulflytribe June 15, 2003
A word used to politely describe someone that is incompetent.
It's all right Allison, she's touched.
by mamma murder November 17, 2010
Another way to say that someone is not quite "right" in the head. Usually accompanied by a knowing look and a nod along with the hand lightly tapped to the forehead.
Fred would say about Lamont "That boy is touched" if he hooked up with a white girl.

Or if you are trying to explain why you fizzled something at work, you could pat your head and say "I'm touched"
by G Man December 29, 2003
someone who's just a little extra f*$ked up in a very wierd/almost non-tolerable sort of way.
Many people thought the works of Picasso, Van Gogh and Igor Stravinsky were touched because they grasped concepts that were very hard to understand for their time.
by planarianzero February 22, 2003
1. flattered, honored

2. drug or alcohol intoxicated

3. crazy

This guy here is a little touched.
by Light Joker November 07, 2006
When someone is arrested or dealt with by law enforcement
Popsy the drug dealer got touched, now hes off the scene.
by Popsy January 13, 2005

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