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17. touche
if your response to an offending comment is exactly true and cuts someone off from a reply... it's like "good call";paying recognition to the quality of what someone has said in responce
"get fucked u fucking pussy"
"take a good look because im the only pussy you'll ever see!"
"touché"
by lil miss vixen Apr 21, 2005 add a video
1. touche
an expression borrowed from French used
1)to admit that an opponent in an argument has made a good point
2)when someone has said a good comeback line
3)to concede a point to an opponent when fencing
1)A: You only think that because that what you raised to believe
B: Maybe, or maybe you only think THAt because that's what YOU were raised to believe.
A: Touche.
2)A: Why can't you put the toilet down?
B: Why can't you get a job and stop flirting with other guys?
A: Touche.
3)Touche. You got me. That's another point for you.
by Lena Klein Apr 17, 2004 add a video
2. touche
1. a comeback line so good, it can't be topped

2. a point so good it can't be disproved/topped
Tourist: Does this train stop at Cortland Street?
Nun: Yes, it does.
Guy: No, it doesn't. The station is closed.
Nun: I've been riding this train over 20 years. It stops at Cortland Street.
Guy, as train passes Cortland Street station: Lady, you may know Jesus, but I know the subways.
Nun: Touche.
3. Touche
French word for touch. Pronounced Touch-e. Originated in fencing, when one person scored a point by "touch"ing the opponent.
Touche (while fencing, the sword or eppez has "touched" the opponent thus resulting in a point.)
4. touche
Expression conceding defeat when knocked-back by a brilliant riposte.
Man (to Dr Johnson): You smell.

Dr Johnson: Sir: I smell, you stink.

Man: Touche!
5. touche
when something that has already been said can be applied a second time

Can be used as a synonym for ditto
Sherlocke: This has me stumped my dear Watson

Watson: Touche
6. TOUCHE
A Northern English expression meaning "How Embarrasing"
TOUCHE!
7. touche
A derogatory term for someone who is both a tool and a douche.
Did you see Randy playing his acoustic guitar with roses on it? God, what a touche.
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