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touchas is butt in yiddish and mullet means business in the front, party in the back now we have to look at the human body and go to the butt area.
it is when you have hair all around your asshole and can be very long, curly, or wavy. it is very long, over 6 inches long.
her touchas mullet was so long that i braided it with beads and made her buttlocks!

his touchas mullet was so hairy and curly i could have cut it off and made a wig.

everytime i fart my touchas mullet waves like a flag in the wind
by chill311 August 23, 2009

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