(noun) A person or persons 'touched' by God. These kinds of people can be
seen anywhere, particularly subway stations,
park benches, and anywhere else that costs nearly nothing to spend
time at. A touchbert can sometimes be seen talking to themselves and almost always looking very confused.
A touchbert would walk into an event wearing a colorful jacket from the 90's, high-water jeans, and shoe's with velcro. This
man will try to get into the event buy paying with a
cup of home-made soup and a newspaper.