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touchhole 

A dialect word from extreme western Massachusetts and upstate New York, prevalent mostly among those born between 1935 and 1955. Seems to defy definition, but having the same weight as such words as "asshole", "cocksucker", "motherfucker", perhaps even a bit more derogatory.
"Yewwww touchhole"
"This touchhole walked in and started fucking with me for no goddamn reason."
touchhole by Travis Hodgdon August 26, 2008

touchhole 

A regional insult used fairly commonly in parts of New England, including Maine, with a meaning similar to asshole. Touchhole, however, is more likely to be used in a light-hearted way and is also more acceptable in public places.
Hey, Touchhole, it's wicked irritating when you do that.

He thinks he's cunnin', but he's really just being a touchhole.
touchhole by servechilled November 20, 2010

touchless 

A male/female who is yet to be intimately involved in ANY way with another human being.
'...at this point, as a 36 year old touchless male, I don't know what to do. I guess I just keep on keeping on...' (after a failed attempt of initmate approach)
touchless by redditscanner July 31, 2013

teachable moment

A clusterfuck.

This euphemism is employed as a last resort when no other positives could (accurately) be applied to the situation. Often used in sports.
Last week's 4th fumble was a teachable moment for our young QB.
teachable moment by brellin November 22, 2007
(noun) A person or persons 'touched' by God. These kinds of people can be seen anywhere, particularly subway stations, park benches, and anywhere else that costs nearly nothing to spend time at. A touchbert can sometimes be seen talking to themselves and almost always looking very confused.
A touchbert would walk into an event wearing a colorful jacket from the 90's, high-water jeans, and shoe's with velcro. This man will try to get into the event buy paying with a cup of home-made soup and a newspaper.
Touchbert by Macker1008 February 4, 2010

touchhole 

A somewhat cleaned up version of the word asshole.
That guy just cut me off, what a touchhole.
touchhole by DeBeth May 26, 2009