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1. touché salesman
1. A phrase used to concede a point, typically one of no-contest, such as pointing out an obvious correction.
This term is not to be confused with either the words touché or salesman.

2. a common reference to Family Guy
"Hold on there, son. 2+2=4, not 5."
"...Touché salesman"
2. BMW
Black Man's Wheels.
Overrated cars that are no better than a Vectra/Mondeo/etc, but have "brand cachet" (i.e. gullible fools are prepared to pay a lot more to get the same thing, but with a nicer badge).
The interiors are horrible. Claustrophobic (come up very high at the front) and in a really nasty grey/blue plastic.
Often driven by accountants, sales reps and estate agents, which says it all...
BMW dealers treat their customers like scum and have their hands in their customers' pockets at every opportunity.
Don't even touch the X3 or X5 SUVs for towing a horsebox. You would be better off getting the horse to tow the car out of a wet field of grass!
Idiot: I have a brand new BMW 325i.
Me: When will you have paid for this toy?
Idiot: Ehhh, about 10 years after I die.
Me: Enjoy...
3. WoW Nerd
A normal day for a WoW nerd involves 8 to 20 hours of game play in World of Warcraft. Many of these people do not have jobs and live in their mother's basement. If they are not playing World of Warcraft they are sleeping. A typical player will sleep an average of 12 hours. Because of their long "pro" sessions of raiding with 24 other slums of society they tire frequently and need a lot of time to recuperate.

Typically for males the average age is 20-27. Average weight is 300 or more pounds. Job (if any) is entry level help desk support or Best Buy salesman. Education is either computer certifications or associates degree at a community college.

For females the average range is 27-35. Their average weight is more than males, usually 350 or more pounds. They do not work and are usually pitifully married to some slug whom they loathe, although they admire speaking of "my hubby" while online to make it seem like a penis wants to enter their landscape of a vagina.

Males play because they are permanently stuck in a fantasy world and cannot escape to real life. Their future aspects are to be 40 year old virgins surrounded by objects like Star War figurines and comic books.

Females only play to garner attention from young males usually 19-21. They will routinely beg for attention in the game; promising their vagina as a reward to the young males in response to their attention grabbing devices. Many horrible marriages have been broken and many more young males have unlo...
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4. Timeshare
See time share time-share.

An elaborate marketing scam designed to make victims purchase property that they don't really need. Typically this scam is used in vacation/resort towns like Williamsburg, Myrtle Beach, Las Vegas, and Orlando. After being lured to the places with offers of "Free Disney Tickets" or "Free Money", victims are made to endure a 90-120 minute sales presentation where they are shown around a series of semi-luxurious condos or apartments, and then persuaded to purchase a property using deceptive and highly-pressurized sales pitches.
After being shown around a fairly nice-looking apartment complex, the Timeshare salesman and the customer return to the main office to finalize the presentation.

Timeshare Rep: So, did you like the Quazi Glam properties?
Customer: Absolutely! The jacuzzi room was a nice touch, and the ocean view is spectacular.
Timeshare Rep: Now, I need to get my double-digit sales quota today, and I'm running terribly short on time, so let's get down to business. You said you are an Engineer, and you probably make like a shitload of money, so how would you like to purchase an apartment for $2,899 a month for 60 months?
Customer: Those apartments don't look like they cost that much!
Timeshare Rep: Aw come on now, work with me. (scribbles on a paper) Using a hooey mathematical formula I made up while showing you around, you can easily get one paid off in like, 14 months.
Customer: The price still does not justify the quality.
Timeshare Rep: Hmmm. How about I reduce the payment to $2,199 for 54 months. You can even invite your friends and relatives to rent it out and reduce your cost.
Customer: Let me think about it later.
Timeshare Rep: Okay. How about $1,799 for 48 months? I'll even throw in free maintenance and free lunches at the ...
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5. Moonspeak
Scientology speak, that is.
After reading this, it will enhance your Tom Cruise experiences.
Enjoy with caution.

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ACK(-KNOWLEDGEMENT) of communication; "OK", "Thank you", etcetera.
ADMIN(-ISTRATION) cult bureacracy, laid down in great detail.
AFFINITY, cult word for love or liking.
ARC / Affinity Reality Communication: signifies "rapport".
ARCX/ARC BREAK: argument, cross puposes, abscence of rapport.
ARS / Alt Religion Scientology: newsgroup, mainly critical, about CoS.
ACT / Alt Clearing Technology: newsgroup for independent scientologists.
ARS-CC (Central Committe) secret cabal which is of course plotting all
activity on ARS financed by drug companies & the Markab Confederacy.

AUDITING: scientology confessional ritual; AUDITOR administers it.

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BANK, MEMORY- or REACTIVE MIND, stores up hurtful memories (ENGRAMS).
BARRATRY(English word), bringing lengthy and vexatious lawsuits.
BASH: favourite FREEZONE word for "criticise", to discourage analysis.
BEINGNESS: being something. Similarly DOINGNESS, HAVINGNESS.
BIG WIN: maginificent achievement, usually spiritual i.e. imaginary.
BILLION YEAR CONTRACT, for many lifetimes, signed in the SEA-ORG q.v.
BLOW: depart suddenly (fifties slang), leave the c...
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