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Trouble puff 

A trouble puff is a testicle. They cause the male species to make a large variety of troublesome decisions.
That damn goat breaks out of his pen everyday because his trouble puffs tell him he’s got places to be.
Trouble puff by Troublepuffs November 23, 2020

big trouble in little china 

Greatest b-movie ever made. Was ahead of it's time when released, and has since become a cult classic.
Big Trouble In Little China is such an awesome flick.

Toblerones

Tits that look like two chunky triangles

🍈 🍈 vs πŸ”ΊοΈ πŸ”ΊοΈ
Toblerones... why the triangle bra was invented
Toblerones by Working Class Hero December 16, 2020

Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge 

A popular game in the gay community. Participants "do" themselves with a succession of chocolate bars. The sequence of bars gets progressively difficult. Entrants are eliminated if they fail to insert any of the bars. The final one used is a king-size Toblerone. The game was named after its originator, who was also the first participant to complete the sequence.
Who's up for a game of Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge?

Count me out. I got trannied to within an inch of my pathetic arty life last night. One Milky Way and I'll prolapse.

Trouble and Strife 

Bloke 1: Fancy another pint mate?
Bloke 2: Cheers, but I gotta get back to the old trouble and strife before midnight or lese she'll blow!

somebody else's trouble 

Steve used to say it ain't hard to get along with somebody else's trouble, as long as fate is busting someone else's bubble, you'll be just fine.
It ain't hard to get along with somebody else's trouble.