A totsie queer: someone who buries their queerness so deep they don't even realize they're queer because of denial. You can tell if someone is a totsie queer if they have never had a real girlfriend, is always in the friend zone, and even though this person rides a motor cycle, it just adds to the queerness.
Steven: why have I never had a girlfriend? I ride a Harley, have this awesome long curly hair, and I'm a really sensitive deep guy. I have no idea why girls don't want to sleep with me.
David: it's because you're a totsie queer. Wanna masterbate together?