A pizza roll is a bunch of something that i'm not sure of rolled into a little roll. And as soon as you bite into those little fuckers it bursts out the other end, so you have to stuff the whole thing in your mouth. Only to realize its like a mouthful of lava! Pizza-y, yummy lava! ...... but that doesnt mean it doesnt burn like shit

A small baby cow that loves to schmash it out. They are often found in their natural habitat grazing on Totinos Pizza Rolls and Power Bars. Calfrins, otherwise known as SBC's, are easily distinguised by their hickory smoked bacon and Victoria Secret pheromones.

adj.- (as seen on totino's pizza rolls)

1.an event which requires the noun qualifier to signal Pavlovian reactions in the brain due to the shear awesomeness of said event.

2. A descriptive word used only when something is sofa king awesome, it requires an adjective that makes you taste delicious totino's pizza rolls in your mouth just by think about how fucking awesome it is.

adj.- (as seen on totino's pizza rolls)

1.an event which requires the noun qualifier to signal Pavlovian reactions in the brain due to the shear awesomeness of said event.

2. A descriptive word used only when something is sofa king awesome, it requires an adjective that makes you taste delicious totino's pizza rolls in your mouth just by thinking about how fucking awesome it is.

1) A delicious snack made by Totinos, they are exactly what you would think they are, pizza in roll form.

2) The coveted and favorite snack of reviewer/ serial killer Harry S. Plinkett

1. Snack food brand most commonly used by pedophiles to lure neighborhood children.

extremely cool, sweet, amazing, like orgasmic sex