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another form of totes my goats, totes vagina is used when you have the urge to say the word vagina, with a good excuse.
emily: "hey lets make pancakes at 5 in the morning!"
danielle: "ohmygaww.... totes vagina..."
by emi.stew August 20, 2010
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