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abbreviation of "totally awkward", used in situations which calls for a comment about a "totally awkward" moment, but may be used frequently to annoy others and as a code for you and your friends (such as some sort of "cult" saying)

Megan: She wants to meet up to talk about our problems
Leslie: oh, tote awk
Hayley: yea, thats going to be tote awk
Madeline: sooooo tote awk

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