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The epitome of awesome. Everyone want to be this. YOU want to be this. Really, you don't? Too bad, you do. Something that is totally swank is cooler than ice, cooler than the cool side of the pillow, cooler than the sound of Samuel L. Jackson's voice. You have not lived until you are totally swank.
You are not totally swank.
by yet2bedefined April 28, 2010
 
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Fail CST (STAR) Question from 2009 to 2011. How much lower can California state standards go?
The terra cotta soldiers are said to be housed in a totally swank underground palace.

Though his tomb has not yet been excavated, it is said to be a totally swank underground palace.
by lolling forever April 12, 2011
 
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The phrase State Test Writers use when they want to appeal to a younger audience. It's fun to read the rough draft of a student's essay when they uses phrases like totally swank!
Though his tomb has not yet been excavated, it is said to be a totally swank underground palace.
by totallyswank April 28, 2011