|988.||Look of Judgement|
The look you give someone when they trip and fall, say something stupid, or do something deserving judgement.
The point of the Look of Judgement is to let the subject of your judgement know that they are being Judged for their obvious stupidity.
Random Boy: *Trips and falls* Oh *%@#!
Ally: *Gives Look of Judgement*
Jim: You totally just Judged that loser.
The best type of bella you will ever meet. Many people think that if your name is bella then you must have brown eyes and ugly ass brown hair like that bitch from twilight. This is total bullshit. As it turns out, the most common type of bella is a blonde one. She is a smart beautiful girl who instead of partying and getting hammered, stays at home and reads books. She is extremely sexy, and way smarter than everyone around her. She enjoys gardening, books, bike rides, and origami. She won't settle for a guy thats less than a ten.
Random Dude: Oh hey why wernt u at that party last night?
Totally Hot dude: Oh i got this new girlfriend shes a blonde bella if you know what i mean
Random Dude: awe shitman im jealous thats awesome
|990.||Knight in cyber armor|
That one person you know on Facebook. Typically a guy who will comment on a hot girl's Facebook status writing an essay long defense against someone who may have said something offensive. This is only a means to get the attention of the hot girl when in reality that person is just some loser behind a computer with no social life.
Girl status: "OMG, totally had a bad day. Nothing is right :("
Random person: "You always complain. Go kill yourself"
Knight in cyber armor: "This is uncalled for! It's hurtful and rude. I apologize if I hurt your feelings, but I'm not going to tolerate anyone being attacked with something like this. You're posting personal jokes on a public forum, you can't expect everyone to sit silently. If someone were attacking you, and it they meant what they said, wouldn't you want someone to step in? I would. So I did."
You (in your head): "Oh here we go. Another knight in cyber armor trying to save the day . News flash: At most, you'll get a "like" from your mom and will still be a virgin behind a computer."
|991.||tina bing bong|
someone who is totally crazy random, mad as a box of frogs, but loveable, likeable, sincere and special
tina bing bong is nutty,
1. to use the weight of relatively large (C-cup+) boobs as a method of attack, often in the form of a hug.
2. to hurl one's boobs at another person.
3. to position oneself in a manner that places one's boobs in another persons face.
4. to use one's boobs to absorb impact when falling on another person.
5. to smother another person with one's boobs
Random guy at party: "Wow! That girl totally just boob bombed him after he broke up with her! It's a miracle he's still standing."
Doctor: "We're sorry, but you're son has been boob bombed. He may never recover from his neck injuries."
Boy: "She tripped fell on me, and we both could have died. Luckily she boob bombed me and her boobs absorbed the impact."
Boyfriend: "Yea, we were making out, and then she boob bombed me and I couldn't breathe."
Skinny kid: "Don't boob bomb me! I'll break my spine!"
(n.) A girl who will string you along for months or years, showing up at the most random times, hookup with you and then leave. All the while calling you "just friends." Yeahhh okkk. Leah will totally captivate you, she is exciting, seductive, adventurous, and interesting, but she will BREAK YOUR HEART. You will think you are the only one, but you are just one of her many "friends." But she really is an amazing girl who I will always remember. I just wish Leah could let people who care about her close to her. Date at your own risk.
Leah - Hey man sorry it's real late, I know I haven't seen you for a few weeks
Dude- Leah! how are you?
Leah - oh ya know, can I stay the night?
Dude - .... yeah sure
Leah - I am so glad we are good friends
Dude - (confused) yeah, uh, me too
Ultra ballin girl that's usually blond and totally fun! She's random and crazy but people love her ... Can be pushy just don't make her mad...she's pretty tough
Dude#1: man that girl is hot
Dude#2: Reagan?... she's crazy
Dude#3: don't tell her either of those things or she will knock your face off!