Total Fucking Shit Storm 

Derived from "shit storm, it is when everything bad that could ever go bad happens all at once, pretty much putting you as close to death as possible, with out actually dying. Usually will be a life changing event.

Max was in a total fucking shit storm today man.
What?
Ya, he was in a car accident, lost his legs, is blind, got cheated on by his wife with his best friend since preschool, and got his balls cut of by accident when they were prying him from the car.
Wow, at least he's still alive.

Total Fucking Shit Storm by Godfatha September 14, 2012

Total Oppo-shit 

- used to describe the result of not following what you were clearly told to do.

Not just an unintended result but the total opposite WITH a negative consequence.

See also Complete Oppo-shit

You are asked a question by your Boss who assures you he wants the the truth.

You provide the honest answer "Yes, you are an asshole."

You get fired on the spot. That's the TOTAL OPPO-SHIT of what you expected.

When you get home and share this unfortunate turn of events with your girlfriend, she stares at you blankly.

You tell her not to worry, you will bounce back.

"With you by my side how can I lose?", she then tells you
to get your shit and get out...NOW!

That was the COMPLETE OPPO-SHIT of what you wanted!

Total Oppo-shit by Been there. Done that. February 27, 2011

Total Piece of Shit 

Something so useless and disappointing it has absolutely no redeeming qualities or values.

Person 1: "Why did you smash the printer against the wall?"
Person 2: "It was smearing ink all over my thesis and crumpling the pages."
Person 1: "It must be made in China."
Person 2: "Yeah, it is a total piece of shit."

Total Piece of Shit by Pissed off librarian August 13, 2009

path of totalshitty 

When you drive 10 hours to see the total eclipse in the so-called path of totality, but all you see is thunder clouds and pouring rain, standing in a Missouri field.

At least we only spent 750 bucks on the hotel room so we could be in the path of totalshitty.

path of totalshitty by NeologianPJG August 22, 2017