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Medical slang.
A patient who needs everything done for him; a patient who can't do anything for himself. I was up all night taking care of a total.
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To destroy something, usually a car. "Why did you total my car, you asshole!?"
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Something to eat there's nothing to eat for breakfast Guy 1: Hey there's nothing to eat for breakfast
Guy 2: There's cereal right here Guy 1: Oh that's total, I don't really like that Guy 2: DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL! ~Tourette's guy |
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Verb meaning: To get completely and totally drunk. We can total at the student bar any time of day.
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Adjective approximating to extremely, used to emphasise everything. Contraction of totally 1. That wiz jus' total not on
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Totals are used in football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc. The Total is set, and periodically adjusted, to insure that half of the people will wager on the 'over' and wager on the 'under'. ------------------------
Cowboys -4 Redskins 48 ----------or------------ (these two situations are identical) Cowboys -4 Redskins +4 Over/Under 48 ------------------------ "Cowboys are favored by four points against the Redskins and the total (or over/under) in the game is forty-eight." |
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The sound that is registered by drunk persons when another person with a large penis is urinating, within earshot, into a water filled standard toilet. In this manner small penises produce a different sound. Piddle. total totaltotal totaltotaltotal totaltotal total totaltotal total total..
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