A state of intoxication which renders the drinker even more of a juvenile, self-centered, boorish dickhead than he was when sober. From tuckermax.com, a site dedicated to the puerile ramblings of a sick SOB.

Noun-State of being resulting from an insane road trip with friends. Must have absolutely minimal planning, money-spending and fear of being arrested. Must also include a good amount of prank-playing, mooching and general irresponsibility from all members of the group, as well as videotaping of said events. Often used in conjunction with the phrase, "In accordance with the spirit of the trip." And fuck personal honor. It has no place in the ridiculosityness.

The state of which something, or someone, is pwned. See pwn, pwning pwns, and pwnage.

A male's state of mind when he encounters a beautiful girl. Common symptoms include stuttering, nonsense talk or excessive smiling.

Indicating a complete and total state of sexual ineptness. Could imply being fat and soft or even skinny enough to be used as a pillow in a fight. Or to state that ones intelligence is not unlike that of a pillow. All of these can be implied in a single use.

1. Stiffness of joints or body aches related to exsessive physical exertion. Rooted in the sounds "crickling" bones and joints make.

2. Old and worn and approaching a useless state.

3. General insult related to age and physical decay.

A state of utter crunkness and/or complete mental debilitation. To be drunk, ivre, or splooged in the eye. See "fubar."