Toxicated
A toxicated person is someone who betrays you,puts you in a bad mood,isn't being worth being your friend and after all they have done they apologize and act like nothing happened
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Toxicated
When you have had only one or two drinks, so you are not quite intoxicated yet, but you aren't totally back to normal.
Boss: How come you haven't been working well today?
Ted: Well, you see I'm a bit toxicated after having a beer at lunchtime.
Boss: Don't you mean "intoxicated?"
Ted: No you uneducated fool! Toxicated! Don't you know anything?! How come you make more than me?!!!
Boss: Wow, I am totally sorry for being a stupid ignoranus. I am now going to send in my letter of resignation and relinquish my job and salary to you.
Ted: Well, you see I'm a bit toxicated after having a beer at lunchtime.
Boss: Don't you mean "intoxicated?"
Ted: No you uneducated fool! Toxicated! Don't you know anything?! How come you make more than me?!!!
Boss: Wow, I am totally sorry for being a stupid ignoranus. I am now going to send in my letter of resignation and relinquish my job and salary to you.
Toxicated by ElvisJumpsNine March 17, 2010
twisticated
Jesus Christ, my underwear got completely twisticated up my ass crack somehow just now.
I hate it when my heapdphone wires become magically twisticated around themselves.
There's nothing worse than trying to free a kid's toy from its packaging that's been all twisticated in place with those shitty wire ties.
I hate it when my heapdphone wires become magically twisticated around themselves.
There's nothing worse than trying to free a kid's toy from its packaging that's been all twisticated in place with those shitty wire ties.
twisticated by Jason Thompson December 22, 2008
Tolicated
Tolicated by Tolicated.one August 9, 2019
testicate
A specific type of castration which involves physical removing of the testicles. Traditionally, pliers are used, but any sort of gripping device works. Testication is known mostly for the way the gripping device is used. Random portions of the scrotum are grabbed with the tool and yanked away with the intent to remove as much flesh as possible. The process repeats until testicles are removed, or the participating parties decide to stop.
A game can be made out of testication with players taking turns with grabbing things. Ideally this should be done blind folded to maintain the true spirit of testication. Points are awarded by the amount of flesh removed and bonus points for testicles removed intact.
A game can be made out of testication with players taking turns with grabbing things. Ideally this should be done blind folded to maintain the true spirit of testication. Points are awarded by the amount of flesh removed and bonus points for testicles removed intact.
Tontacated
When someone is book smart, but has no common sense or street smarts.
When referring g to a male, the word becomes “tontocated”.
Those people who can balance a checkbook to the penny, but can’t remember to feed their cats.
When referring g to a male, the word becomes “tontocated”.
Those people who can balance a checkbook to the penny, but can’t remember to feed their cats.
Me: “She’s smart…she went to school to be an algebra teacher.”
Him: “Maybe, but she makes a lot of poor choices… That’s what we call tontacated!”
Him: “Maybe, but she makes a lot of poor choices… That’s what we call tontacated!”
Tontacated by JenzCollection September 27, 2021