1. The wanking equivalent to a swear-box/jar.

If one finds themself jerkin' the gherkin a little too often, and they wish to solve this problem, then a tosspot system can be used to combat the issue. Essentially, when the serial tosser tosses themselves off, they have to toss one pound sterling into their tosspot. This should act as a disincentive to wanking, thus solving the problem.

For added fun, a competition can be initiated among two friends. A set period of time is designated- two weeks say, whereby both gents utilise the tosspot system. At the end of these two weeks, the tosspots are swapped. The loser is the chump who hands over the tosspot with the most money. This game requires the utmost honesty to avoid brawls.
Kid A: "Why doesn't Willy come out anymore?"

Kid B: "He can't afford to... all of his money ends up in his tosspot- stupid cunt."
by schuhbear April 13, 2009
Top Definition
fool
you fucking tosspot, look what you've gone and done!
by Phillip Jackson May 23, 2002
Originally a word for someone who is a drunkard, over-fond of ale, of tossing the pot of ale back.

Earliest example of this known is in 16th century Elizabethan English,
Shakespeare's play "Twelfth Night", has the word in the closing part of the play, in Feste's song.

Nice to see it's still used, even if the meaning could be slightly different.
"But when I came unto my beds,
With hey, ho, the wind and the rain,
With toss-pots still had drunken heads,
For the rain it raineth every day."

That Kevin is an effin tosspot, pissed out of his head again.
by jack10pen December 31, 2008
British slur. To be a tosser or a wanker.


Literally, means a pot filled with seminal fluid from masturbation.
you toss pot!
by Gumba Gumba March 01, 2004
A wanker
Hey that blokes a total tosspot
by J.Parris July 11, 2003
complete arsehole. someone who really deserves to die slowly and painfully
Mr Newman, crappy drama teacher at WBGS. what a complete tosspot
by newmanFan January 30, 2005
An old English double-noun which, because of the use of the word, toss and its own synonymous resonance with masturbation and wank, does not mean "a wanker".

A toss-pot is a drunkard, a toper; a would-be alcoholic still managing to function in society.
Oh, for fuck's sake, you haven't left the cellar key with that old toss-pot?

You really are a silly old toss-pot, aren't you? I was, I guess, somewhat taken aback when you threw up all over the Bulgarian Ambassador, but I do so love you very much, Poppet. x
by Dane Edwards June 22, 2004
a total wanker who nobody likes
ben:that wanker tom keeps stealing my vodka

harry:that toss pot
by antony davies July 14, 2005

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