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1. troll magnet
Someone who unwittingly attracts trolls and/or general internet psychos. The initial pull that draws the troll to its magnet is frequently a benign comment posted on a forum or group, or in certain (rare) cases it may be nothing more than pure chance.
Friend A: “All Zara said was that she didn’t like tinted glasses, and this crazy guy just went…well crazy about it.”

Friend B: “Like OMG, she’s such a troll magnet.”
2. whore-out
to accept free drinks from douche bags.
What a whore-out experience at that tosser magnet club last night.
3. dan
An usually repulsive or annoying bloke who happens to also be one of your mates. The individual has very large ears, and is generally considered to be a cunt of the highest calibre and order, even when compared to other such individuals. A 'Dan' however, is not totally without his merits, as he is possessed of a canny ability to verbally abuse those around him whilst himself being a magnet for such abuse, which usually centres around his ears and physical attractiveness, which is on a par with a weeping sore. Dan is known to be the inspiration for the popular ditty, "You stink of piss, you've got no mates, you like to swing on garden gates."
My mate Dan, who satisfies all of the above criteria.
4. I would
A phrase used by complete tossers who think they're a babe magnet:
Guy1: ah mate, shes so FIT
Guy2: yeah mate, I would.. i'd bang her so hard
Me: ummmm no you wouldn't; you're a prick
5. Harry Styles
The tetra-titted tosser from a group of five idiots known as One Direction. Some call him Harry or Hazza, but I call him my nipple fairy. He is a sex God, your argument is invalid. He holds the holy V. You should also know, he is a granny grabber, so hide yo mums and grans. Pussy Master Styles is out on the prowl. Meow.
Directionator: Harry Styles is not gay! Shut up!
Directioner: Jesus, Harry, you flaming homosexual.
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