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A kind and loving person, someone you cannot live without. Commonly used among people who have an unbreakable relationship with eachother.
You're such a tosser!
by minoo07 October 18, 2015
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The so-called 'musicians' one encounters at weddings, corporate functions, bar mitzvahs, and in sleazy Las Vegas lounges.
"Don't give up your day jobs, tossers."
by Spasticus October 07, 2003
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(n) One who tosses. Usu. a negative term used to refer to girls who are wores or who have sex with many partners.

(v) toss: to have sex or oral sex with
Hey look its Julie! What a tosser bitch.

Hey John, did you hear that Amber tossed up John last night at that mad-wild party?
by annonymous January 15, 2004
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A Star Trek fan (or Trekkie) who's primary or only interest is in the Original Star Trek series (The Orignal Series, or TOS). TOSsers almost always prefer to refer to themselves as simply Trekkies; TOSsers is a term applied to these old-timers by fans of the newer shows.
I don't even go to the TOSser's message board. They still think that warp nine is impossible.
by Jonah C July 25, 2006
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Someone who has no sexual activity whatsoever so masturbates as he cannot get a girlfreind
Liam (satchmo) Porkavitch
by Tomo March 26, 2003
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The act of attempting to masturbate or Toss from someone who is physically challeneged or retarded and is unable to do so because of this handicap.
Adam your drunk and acting like a tosser.
by Takticher April 02, 2009
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A loser, a nobody. I person you would ignore or consider a throw away hence the term TOSSER as in one who has been tossed out with the trash.
Jane: "I like Tom, I think he's cute!"
Dick: "Tom? Are you serious? Bit of a Tosser don't ya think?"
by mr. mike July 31, 2017
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