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50.
A feckin eejit, who is likely to support Man Utd. Also has no regard for either facts or other people's opinions if they do not concur with their own opinions (which are normally based upon their own limited mental capacity and experience of reality).
That Mick Maddock, he's the biggest tosser I've ever met.
by Dean Eager October 07, 2003
 
51.
Someone who has no sexual activity whatsoever so masturbates as he cannot get a girlfreind
Liam (satchmo) Porkavitch
by Tomo March 26, 2003
 
52.
(n) One who tosses. Usu. a negative term used to refer to girls who are wores or who have sex with many partners.

(v) toss: to have sex or oral sex with
Hey look its Julie! What a tosser bitch.

Hey John, did you hear that Amber tossed up John last night at that mad-wild party?
by annonymous January 15, 2004
 
53.
A group of 'friends' that are planning to book a holiday to somewhere (e.g. magaluf) when they could clearly go to the same place where you are going on holiday (e.g. malia) but don't because they are complete jebends!!
"why can't you just go to malia you complete tossers!!!"
by Jack the lad... March 28, 2007