a wanker
He's just a tosser - an hour later and he's still sitting there reading the paper and picking his nose.
by martin November 12, 2003
The act of attempting to masturbate or Toss from someone who is physically challeneged or retarded and is unable to do so because of this handicap.
Adam your drunk and acting like a tosser.
by Takticher April 02, 2009
Someone who puts a recyclable beverage container in the trash.
Don't be a tosser, Adam, recycle that can.
by Dont Be A Tosser March 04, 2009
A selfish individual who demonstrates a complete lack of concern for the environment by thoughtlessly tossing recyclable cans and bottles into the garbage.
Dave doesn't recycle his empties, what a tosser.
by Pedro Mackenzie November 24, 2008
knobhead
someone who thinks he knows everything but knows jack shit
by i am the 1 September 15, 2003
V. Tosser, one who tosses an object or thing. Most commonly implied as an insulate in Britain for one who masturbates, similar to the American slang word “jerk”

Also see wanker
"Jerry, toss me the ball"

"Oh Jerry you are a tosser
by Lucy May 29, 2003
A term of endearment and praise for someone who rides a BMW GS motorcycle
Bakerman's a right tosser!
by Zmeagol February 10, 2005

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