A wanker, a masturbator, a salt miner etc etc
Steve is such a tossa
by Safecracker G October 30, 2004
someone that acts like a total prick, that is annoying you or has made you very angry
sam: "HI MABBSY" *jumps arround*
mabbsy: you tosser
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*driving allong and your in a car and you get cut up you would shout "YOU TOSSER" at them in anger*
by mabbs November 17, 2009
Refers to fans of the Broadway musical Title of Show written by Jeff Bowen and Hunter Bell.
The word is comprised of the initials of the musical's title.

Tossers are fans of the best musical ever written.
-Man, Joe is such a Tosser, he knows every word to the musical, he has a t-shirt, AND he's seen the musical 40 times!
-Yeah, what a Tosser. I aspire to be as much of a Tosser as Joe.
by TitleOfShower January 26, 2009
A totally useless person
Gordon Brown is an utter tosser just like Tony Blair before him
by The Real Jack the Lad January 10, 2009
Tosser (ˈtȯsER, ˈtäsER): n. a person that is the future of their industry, of or related to the arts or business. 2. a group of curators, artists, designers, bloggers, business owners, and visionaries 3. A trendsetter by nature.
Our generation is a generation of tossers, a community of driven and revolutionary thinkers, who are creating a culture fueled by a combination of business and the arts.
by Tosser January 25, 2013
A guy who answers to Chris and Topher. Massive knob, saggy balls. Sleeps around, loves porn, lives for porn, likes a finger up the arse. Uses females, probably males too! He takes more than he gives. Sometimes generous, loves his family. Would think nothing of it to have a threesome knowing his girl would find out. Arranges to meet up and lets you down, doesn't bother to phone. Overall... Wharra guy!!
Hey Tosser!! Fancy a pint?
Yeah...text me!
Tosser where are you?

2 days later..... I meant to text.

WHARRA FUCKEN TOSSER!
by Icantakeit. June 10, 2012
British slang for someone typically a male, who is suspected of materbating too much.
Harry: So did you watch The Hills last night?
Hermoine: Spencer is such a tosser.
by Sprytly December 08, 2009

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