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A selfish individual who demonstrates a complete lack of concern for the environment by thoughtlessly tossing recyclable cans and bottles into the garbage.
Dave doesn't recycle his empties, what a tosser.
by Pedro Mackenzie November 24, 2008
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A guy who answers to Chris and Topher. Massive knob, saggy balls. Sleeps around, loves porn, lives for porn, likes a finger up the arse. Uses females, probably males too! He takes more than he gives. Sometimes generous, loves his family. Would think nothing of it to have a threesome knowing his girl would find out. Arranges to meet up and lets you down, doesn't bother to phone. Overall... Wharra guy!!
Hey Tosser!! Fancy a pint?
Yeah...text me!
Tosser where are you?

2 days later..... I meant to text.

WHARRA FUCKEN TOSSER!
by Icantakeit. June 10, 2012
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see Micheal Mark cunt chimp Lady Boy chav closet pussy
Micheal Mark is a tosser
by Screw you bitch November 15, 2004
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n. One who frequently reports AOL Terms of Service violations.
ScreenName123 is a tosser. He'll report you if you say "damn."
by Eric Chang February 05, 2004
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A feckin eejit, who is likely to support Man Utd. Also has no regard for either facts or other people's opinions if they do not concur with their own opinions (which are normally based upon their own limited mental capacity and experience of reality).
That Mick Maddock, he's the biggest tosser I've ever met.
by Dean Eager October 07, 2003
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One who cannot spell the work 'Burberry', preferring instead the term bubery. Also, one who cannot even manage to spell the word the same way twice.
Tosser.
one who wears a bebury baseball cap."yo dude, i hate that bubury wearing tosser"
"word yo"
Source: andy surf, Jan 29, 2005
by Hobbit999 October 14, 2005
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Iconographer, Knobjockey, Idiot Powers, F*ckwit
I think morale is low at the moment......

Powers, you are a tosser.
by CDB September 26, 2003
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