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5.
another way to say wanker.
Man City supporters are all tossers.
by International Bad Boy August 20, 2004
 
36.
A Star Trek fan (or Trekkie) who's primary or only interest is in the Original Star Trek series (The Orignal Series, or TOS). TOSsers almost always prefer to refer to themselves as simply Trekkies; TOSsers is a term applied to these old-timers by fans of the newer shows.
I don't even go to the TOSser's message board. They still think that warp nine is impossible.
by Jonah C July 25, 2006
 
37.
The exact same as a wanker. A person left all alone in the house no mum or dad he goes up into his room and decides to toss him self off he imagines a chocha in his mind.
People who wank/toss them selfs think of chocha cause he is gay. He also wanks about himself cause he is a fanny!!and a total tosser
by Ash1402 June 26, 2006
 
38.
An absolute nobody, somebody who u wouldn't even go through the effort of pissin on if they were on fire, a real loser, wot a twat!
"Hey look at that guy on fire"
"Oh shit yeah he's on fire"
"Shall we piss on him"
"No he's a tosser!"
by The Z man January 13, 2006
 
39.
someone who has never had a girlfriend and is so desperate that they have to wank to get somewhere in life without cuming every time they see a fit girl
des mayne at thurleston high school ipswich suffolk
by daniel brunning May 01, 2003
 
40.
One who cannot spell the work 'Burberry', preferring instead the term bubery. Also, one who cannot even manage to spell the word the same way twice.
Tosser.
one who wears a bebury baseball cap."yo dude, i hate that bubury wearing tosser"
"word yo"
Source: andy surf, Jan 29, 2005
by Hobbit999 October 14, 2005
 
41.
Can also mean someone who 'loves themselves' too much, such as being too vain or having high regard for oneself.
Look at that tosser, with his moosed up hair and up turned collar
by choosebro August 25, 2005
 
42.
Coloquialism in BMW GS model motorbiker circle. Developed from religious ceremony of Hogroast, run by Bakerman, CULT LEADER.
Bakes is a tosser.
Means:
Bakes is a great guy
by Grizz February 10, 2005