another way to say wanker.
Man City supporters are all tossers.
by International Bad Boy August 20, 2004
A guy who answers to Chris and Topher. Massive knob, saggy balls. Sleeps around, loves porn, lives for porn, likes a finger up the arse. Uses females, probably males too! He takes more than he gives. Sometimes generous, loves his family. Would think nothing of it to have a threesome knowing his girl would find out. Arranges to meet up and lets you down, doesn't bother to phone. Overall... Wharra guy!!
Hey Tosser!! Fancy a pint?
Yeah...text me!
Tosser where are you?

2 days later..... I meant to text.

WHARRA FUCKEN TOSSER!
by Icantakeit. June 10, 2012
Refers to fans of the Broadway musical Title of Show written by Jeff Bowen and Hunter Bell.
The word is comprised of the initials of the musical's title.

Tossers are fans of the best musical ever written.
-Man, Joe is such a Tosser, he knows every word to the musical, he has a t-shirt, AND he's seen the musical 40 times!
-Yeah, what a Tosser. I aspire to be as much of a Tosser as Joe.
by TitleOfShower January 26, 2009
Australian Slang for being a dickhead, idiot, fool.
Sorry guys i can be a bit of a tosser sometimes.
by Aussie82 July 26, 2011
(esp. Australia) Someone who can't hold his liquor.
That's the third time he's puked at one of my parties... And he didn't even mix liquors, he's just a tosser.
by garadiavolo December 12, 2006
Currency of Britain rejected by the Irish when Ireland established their independence in the 1920’s.
"That coin's a tosser"
by TheIrishRover11 September 29, 2009
See Wanker.
by Bourne April 10, 2002
Verb

1. means to "toss the salad"; has tossed the salad; tosses the salad (eat asshole.)

2. Used as a diss

that moron is such a tosser.
by xenu! May 21, 2008

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