mawdesley tory 

Any morbidly obese, ruddy-faced, sister shagging, far-right wing, intellectually challenged, inbred bigot.

Typically found scowling out of Range Rovers in desolate, socially isolated, inbred snobbish grief holes like Mawdesley in Lancashire.

There's no point in arguing . He's just a Mawdesley Tory.

mawdesley tory by jjpwfelli June 8, 2016

torsonic polarity syndrome 

torsonic polarity syndrome is when a person has buttocks where their head should be.

A very serious condition.

A woman with an ass for a face has torsonic polarity syndrome.

A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.

torsonic polarity syndrome by Welsh21 February 2, 2012

Torygraph 

The Torygraph is a nickname for the UK national newspaper, the Telegraph, because of its consistent support of Tory policies. The name was given to it by the satirical magazine Private Eye.

Even Maggie thinks the Torygraph is right-wing.

Torygraph by Sm00th13 February 28, 2011

Testicular Torsion 

A 9th level spell that can only be casted by the greatest wizards of the realm. When casted, a magical force twists one or both testicles of the persons afflicted, causing immeasurable pain and anguish.

When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.

Nice Shopkeeper - "Hello sir, what can I get you today?"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"

Testicular Torsion by TyrantDweller July 25, 2023

Ryan Toys Review 

Absolute cancer, do not watch this youtube channel unless you want to go on a bleach only diet and replace your eyes.

Ugh, Ryan Toys Review is absolute garbage.

Ryan Toys Review by LigmaFlippingBalls December 16, 2018

torskerogns slim 

Slime that emerges, when you open a can of torskerogn.

Lukas : Mmmmm! You like it when I caress your hair in torskerogns slim don't you!
Louise : Oh Lukas you're making my head slimy!
Lukas : Well lucky for you I have another can of torskerogns slim!
Louise : Oh Baby Fuck Me!
Nikolai : Wow looks like Lukas just made Louise open her torskerogns slim again!
Lukas : Ohhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Nikolai : God Damn put that thing away!

torskerogns slim by bleachedgum April 14, 2021

Fidget Toys 

A sensory toy for people with autism adhd and anxiety. It helped till people who don’t need them use them an it becomes a trend

“ Trading Fidget toys

Fidget Toys by •_•_• January 9, 2021