tortus 

NOT A TURTLE OR TORTOISE, basically Tortus is Tortus.

Don't question it, Tortus is Tortus

tortus by NotTortus August 14, 2019

dirty tortus 

when you take a shit and you are constipated - it comes out slow but leaves a lot of shit behind to wipe.

I thought id never get off the toilet. I finally let out a dirty tortus and had such a dirty ass i used all the toilet paper.

dirty tortus by Cronic Christoph May 21, 2014

turtus

when u air in the vagina gets stuck and doesn't want to come out. and then it starts to talk to u.

my turtus is haunting me.

turtus by turtus hunter November 6, 2009

torjus 

Torjus is a norwegian name that comes from the Vikings. The Torjus's are often very funny and wierd. You can not trust a Torjus, ecspesially when it comes to candy. Torjus is the clown of the class, and everybody laughes at his jokes. Boys with the name Torjus is a positive person and is always smiling :)

Oh, Torjus is so funny! I cant breathe!

torjus by Funnyduck1234567890 May 6, 2014

turtus

a.k.a 'turtle heading'. When you need to go to the toilet really badly for a poo and it feels like it is already coming out.

"That guy looks like he has mad turtus, just look at his face!"

turtus by Philly775 June 21, 2013

Turtus

An amalgamation of tortoise and turtle, often used by people with mental retardation who cannot tell the difference.

That turtus was swimming so swiftly beneath the azure waves. By the way, I am mentally retarded

Turtus by Scarab Mcarab August 18, 2010

Torus buxiphilicoporus of Hertle 

The point where the auriculotemporal nerve wraps around the meningeal branch of the maxillary nerve located in the lateral aspect of the face. It is often referred to as the window to the soul by anatomists.

My girl was sucking my dick too hard and when I busted she severed her torus buxiphilicoporus of Hertle. Now she can't feel her face

Torus buxiphilicoporus of Hertle by Hirschprung Squirt Sign May 14, 2023