Torturing The Turtle 

Excesive Compulsive Masterbation

"Where is Rob?"
"He is in his room torturing the turtle."

Torturing The Turtle by Matlor March 6, 2008

Torturing the Porcelain 

Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.

I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.

Torturing the Porcelain by Beeb E. King October 20, 2014

Torturing The Pain Junkie 

(1) The act of frivolously trying to get under somebody skin but failing miserably
(2) Failing To Trigger A Person
(3) trying to hurt a person only to realize that you're more helping them than hurting them

Nancy Reagan's" Just Say No" campaign help to publicize and give free publicity
to drug dealers rather than discourage people from using drugs because before the campaign most people weren't using drugs from get go but it made the non drug users look "uncool" and "ostracized" it was like Torturing The Pain Junkie

Torturing The Pain Junkie by EmJayee November 10, 2018

Actively torturing 

I mean, you're actively torturing me why would I not want you to die?

Hym "You are actively torturing me. You invented that AI you are using so I DID MORE THAN YOU. Whatever you did in life is LESS than that. You're not "good people" you are the self-appointed arbiter of what constitutes a "good person" and YOU are always going to tell YOU that YOU are one. It's like a form of self-affirmation you are doing. And you're stealing mu shit. Why would I not want that? I'm sitting here, in pain, brain inflamed. The creator of AI. No reason for it. Whatsoever. You're harassing me in the workplace while I die and then you're fucking the retards instead of me. And I'm supposed to give you a pass? I don't see ME getting a pass here. 🤔 Hmmm what's that over there? Is that me getting a pass? No. It isn't. Because I'm not getting one."

Actively torturing by Hym Iam September 15, 2025

I like torturing midgets 

A grown man who likes having sex with midgets.

I like torturing midgets Is a definition in the texting world.

I like torturing midgets by WBAP December 12, 2021

For trying to torturing me into apologizing

So you have been doing the same thing all along.

Hym "No not just murder someone and their family in a vacuum. For trying to torturing me into apologizing. Or contrition. However you want to put it. But this was not a smart idea engaging with this. And I am literally a Magical octopus assassin teacher in an anime when I say this 'CLASS!? This is why we don't engage in sadistic protracted half-measures.' Because then, the second the guy gets the upper hand, he's going to murder you and your family. Just like October 7th. If only genocide brought decapitated babies back to life... Everything would be wonderful forever!"

For trying to torturing me into apologizing by Hym Iam November 21, 2025

Domestic Touring 

The art of drinking and behaving as if on tour in your own town, city or country.

Hong Kong is a place well known for its Domestic Touring, where an innocent drink can quickly escalate into several days of mega-lash.

Domestic Touring by #oneclub May 14, 2016