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Based on the Medieval machines used to torture people

VERB:

1. the act of telling a long boring story in which you are inflicting pain on the listeners

2. the act of listening to a long boring story in which pain is being inflicted on you

ADJECTIVE:

3. Describing an awful situation
I torture racked the bartender last night when I kept insisting that he speak French to me.

That story about her grandmother's gravy recipe was such a torture rack.
by Esther 829 June 02, 2007

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Based on the Medieval machines used to torture people

VERB:

1. the act of telling a long boring story in which you are inflicting pain on the listeners

2. the act of listening to a long boring story in which pain is being inflicted on you

ADJECTIVE:

3. Describing an awful situation
I torture racked the bartender last night when I kept insisting that he speak French to me.

That story about her grandmother's gravy recipe was such a torture rack.
by Esther 829 June 02, 2007

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A sexual act in which the male inserts one testicle into the vagina, and the other stretches into the butthole.
I can't believe my ball sack didn't rip when I gave your girl the torture rack last night.
by heavywayne June 28, 2010

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