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genitilia of the red-haired male
The Linz's torte swelled when he saw the pretty girl.
by julia December 10, 2003
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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a flourless cake
by mike machie July 25, 2003
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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German for 'hot ass.' Bar lingo.
Hey, torte get back here.
(Hey torte, komm mal hier zu mir)
by Michael W Jordan November 08, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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