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Torridge turd tickler

An unelected pen pusher who works for district government who derives pleasure from tickling random floaters left in public toilets. They will normally perform this ritual after screwing a smaller branch of local government out of assets.
Jen: Hey Wallace
Wallace: Hey Jen, hows it going?
Jen: It's going great. I've just stripped another asset from a town council, so I'm of down the public loos to perform a Torridge turd tickler to celebrate.

Wallace: Sounds good. Hope someones left a nice curler for you
Torridge turd tickler by C.H.Ungs October 16, 2019

Léonilde torrini

Leonilde torrini is an artist who mixes several styles of dance and acrobatics style.
Léonilde Torrini Accrobate / Dancer / Performer
Léonilde torrini by leonildetorrini September 21, 2014

Torrington High School 

Public school in northwestern Connecticut. Prides itself on a lack of ceilings, random bomb threats, a series of nuclear fallout shelter tunnels, knife-wielding students, and at least one teacher who breaks and enters.
"And I'd like to congratulate the 1% of Torrington High Schools's graduating class who are not going on to UConn, Central Connecticut, NCCC-- or McDonalds."
-Principal LeDuc

bro-touring 

A hopped up muscle car used to go to the bars and clubs, driven by a "bro" mostly likely wearing axe body spray, polo shirt collar popped, and drinking some kind of sparkly energy drink.
Dude, let's all hop into the Dodge, light up a blunt, and do some bro-touring downtown!
bro-touring by jediracer October 22, 2012

Touring with Joy Division 

Adjective, describing that the subject (typically a musician) is dead, particularly when the person to whom it is addressed is either unaware or uncertain of their demise.
Didn't you hear? Joe Strummer's been touring with Joy Division since 2002.

Warp Touring it 

When one goes without showering for days or possibly weeks. Similar to what bands on Warped Tour do because of lack of showers.
Mike: I've been Warp Touring it since last Friday!

Adam: Dude, go take a shower already, you smell like ass.
Warp Touring it by abpersonality February 11, 2010