Torridge turd tickler

An unelected pen pusher who works for district government who derives pleasure from tickling random floaters left in public toilets. They will normally perform this ritual after screwing a smaller branch of local government out of assets.

Jen: Hey Wallace
Wallace: Hey Jen, hows it going?
Jen: It's going great. I've just stripped another asset from a town council, so I'm of down the public loos to perform a Torridge turd tickler to celebrate.

Wallace: Sounds good. Hope someones left a nice curler for you

Torridge turd tickler by C.H.Ungs October 16, 2019

torrid 

Description of HELL

Overwhelmingly hot and/or humid

The torrid pits of hell awaiteth the sinner, if he so choose to believeth in it

torrid by larstait October 12, 2003

Eirik Torrisi

Eirik is a skinny Italian man with a big ass nose. his legs are as hairy as a monkey. he is scared of bananas

Eirik Torrisi's nose is bigger than the Eiffel tower

Eirik Torrisi by uptownfunkslut June 10, 2020

Torrid 

An awesome clothing store made by the same people that made Hot Topic. It has all types of clothing, in sizes Large-4XL.
A very nice alternative for women with a little extra bagage.

Tori:Hey Tatem, Where did you get that cute top?!
Tatem:Well gee wiz Tori, I got it at Torrid!

Torrid by <3 Tatem May 16, 2006

Torrid 

1. The area (zone) on the surface of the planet between the Tropic of Cancer and Capricorn.

2. extremely hot and dry or hot as in passionate

3. a clothing store which retails to women of a Large or bigger size.

1. Most of Africa is located inside the Torrid Zone.

2. The Sahara Desert is torrid and vast.

3. Torrid provides Hot Topic clothes to the market of larger woman.

Torrid by SniperZero1 December 21, 2008

torrid 

a clothing store for "REAL WOMEN"

I love torrid there clothes rock fukk skinny b1tches

torrid by YOUR MOM October 25, 2003

torridjoe

lover of all things socialist. spends an inordinate amount of money on a ramshackle shack. types in the "circle-jerk" method, always asking questions, never answering them.

that "torridjoe" proudly displays his hammer and sickle flag on his front lawn.

torridjoe by Troy Verner April 8, 2003