Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome occurs when regardless of how much space you allow for the car in front of you, your passenger involuntarily flinches, shouts, steps on the imaginary brake pedal to avoid what is a certain death.
My wife Beverly and I were in the car, I was at least 10 car lengths behind the car and front of me and they tapped their brakes. Immediately Beverly slammed on the passenger floor board, crossed her arms over her face and screamed. Clearly she forgot to take her Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome medication...
When an individual has an uncontrollable urge to fart in quiet populated areas such as a library, classroom, church, or bookstore.
The bald guy in the back pew of church must have Flatulant Torrets Syndrome , he blows ass every Sunday morning in church! I also saw him in the library after hearing someone break wind behind me!
When one accidentally clicks 'post' two or three times in quick succession whilst responding to a facebook status update, thus resulting in a number of exact simultaneous comments being posted; with a final post of anger and frustration ending your comments.
Status Update: Mike Jones is enjoying a beer right now.
Torrets is a brain disease that makes a person twitch or move without warning. This is called a tick. Torrets is not a sexually transmited disease. The disease also makes a peron blurt out random words and only 5% can be cursing. It doesnt determine how long you live, but it stays with you your whole life.
Jim: I have Torrets
Bobbey: Why arent you swearing? Isnt that what happens.
Jim: NOO!