Uuber Goober. Someone who knows a lot of nonsense that people do not give a rats ass about. Also, the king of all kinds of sausage and salami alike, thats right folks, salami.
Torra Borra: The circumference of the square root of 17 oranges is equal to that of the pound total in kilobytes of a d-ram processor.
Me: Torey, go play DDR.