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8. torqued
June 5, 2012 Urban Word of the Day
From the show Workaholics, it is the equivelent of having an erection.
Paraphrased from the show: "Dude...you are fully torqued right now!" "Well yeah! I was about to have sex with that chick!"
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1. torqued
Angry, mad, upset
also Corked
I have to stay after school, I am so torqued!
by FrenchFry May 22, 2004 add a video
2. Torqued
Absolutely turned on; As hard/bonerized as physically possible.
She's so hot... I'm fully torqued right now.
3. torqued
as drunk as possible.

(often in combination with xanax and/or fishing and/or driving a van).
"whats up brohamsky?"

"I'm getting tortally torqued brah. you should come over."
4. torqued
getting your ass handed to you by a superior in the military. Involves physical punishment that only the hardest of people can actually do. Can also be a phycological punishment.
1. Man master corperal really torqued us with the rucksack march.
2. I was perfect that inspection, he only threw my kit around to torque me.
5. Torqued
Adj. Something or someone that is both hard and artsy. A state of being.
This rave in an abandoned warehouse is so torqued
6. torqued
Very drunk.
Last night we got really torqued.
by Beastie Sep 21, 2003 add a video
7. torqued
1. To be truly excited
2. To be on the losing end of a no-win situation, see also fucked
1. Jimmy is really torqued about seeing this movie
2. Jimmy knew he was torqued when he saw the gun.
by Mattricio Jan 3, 2003 add a video
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