a really freakin weird dude who plays guitar, gets squished by people like david, and is generally just a freaky person. who plays guitar.
you've got to get torpy out of my salad dressing
by chaos April 24, 2004
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someone who spends most of the day on a computer and looking like they havn't seen the sun in 5 years (due to excessive computer gaming) and acts as though he has as many friends in the real world as he does in his cyber world. Has an abnormally small head for his bodysize and arthritic hands from a strange fetish with rubix cubes. Also loves goosebumps books and often has wet dreams about their author steven king.
man, that dude is such a torpy. all he does is play world of warcraft.
by Hoog-rat August 23, 2007
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mean.
when describing someone or something as being mean, one would use the word torpy, referring to Torpy herself who is the epitome of unkindess and unfriendlyness.
"Oh my god, you're sooo torpy"

"Don't be so torpy!!"

"What a torpy bitch!"
by sylvii February 1, 2008
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MEANS PRINCESS!
THAT SHE IS... KIND, LOVING, SEXY, BEAUTIFUL, CHEEKY, SEDUCING, MOST RESPECTFUL, STUBBORN, BOSSY, BITCHY, CRAZY PERSON U WILL EVER MEET....
HAS FUN DOING WHAT SHE DOES, IS HARD TO LOVE BUT HARDER TO HATE.... I LOVE HER AS SHE IS....CHANGE IS SOMETHING SHE LOVES DOING, BEING HERSELF 99% OF THE TIME SHOWING OFF WHAT SHE HAS, SHOWING HER NATURAL FUN LOVING BEAUTY.... U CAN LOVE HER, U CAN HATE HER, BUT THERE IS NO1 LIKE HER.....
CHEEKY sexykeeley torpy
by ifuknewmylovewashere September 7, 2011
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the best fuck kid in the world and he has a big dick 30 to 40000 km and he is a fucking bogan

your a dumb cunt
i would love to fuck harry torpy

harry can we fuck
by torpy October 23, 2019
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