tornadoes and women 

How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

tornadoes and women are so alike

tornadoes and women by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 25, 2009

Dabbing Tornadoes 

It's worse than a sharknado. Its usually slightly cringe.

I've seen a Dabbing Tornadoes it's always clinging to me.

Dabbing Tornadoes by Discordo October 17, 2020

Tamer of tornadoes

A tamer of tornadoes is an individual who specializes in finding the meaning in various variants of the dish named curry. After thoroughly researching these, the tamer goes on a detailed rant as to why the dish at hand has a particular taste.

Despite the large amount of jobs out there, my son Pranav, who loves curry, decided to become a tamer of tornadoes.

Tamer of tornadoes by spittingdafax February 1, 2022

Spanish Tornadoes 

Maids who speak Spanish, usually a two-person team. Very hard working.

The Spanish Tornadoes cleaned the house today. They are so busy and underfoot all the time that I have to go outside until they finish.

Spanish Tornadoes by TYMMCHN April 14, 2010

June showers bring scary tornadoes 

an old saying

Man, those June showers bring scary tornadoes

June showers bring scary tornadoes by cool dude ste June 28, 2017

Kansas Tornado 

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.

My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"

Kansas Tornado by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016

Dick tornado 

When a tornado hits a dildo factory and somehow becomes stronger after the impact. The tornado is filled with flying dick debris.

The tornado was bad, but then it hit Dildo Inc. and got worse. It turned into a real dick tornado.

Dick tornado by RandySavage5 November 22, 2011