A nonsensical word combo used along with ones inner chi to make someone mess up while performing an activity or condition in which one is prone to be able to get hurt.The words must be spoken at the right time and must be truly meant. Jiggly bears is a privelege, not a right. Those found using jiggly bears for harm may be arrested for criminal use of harmful words and can used against you in a court of law. Side effects include: getting punched by your friends, black eyes, broken jaws, torn muscles, and an inability to control your bowel movements. Please see your doctor or local physician to see if jiggly bears is right for you. There is a chance of dependency if used too much. Also the effects of the words may be lessened if over used. Do not operate heavy machinery while using these words. Do not use with alcohol or other drugs. There is scientific proof that by connecting to ones inner chi and using the correct annunciation of the words "jiggly bears" a psychilogical wave is sent out and messes up with a persons bodily functions. Thank you very much, ive been great.
Person 1 (standing on edge of diving board): Ima do a backflip.
Person 2: Jiggly Bears.
Person 1: Fuck i hit my head on the board.
Person 2: Why yes. You did.
A combination of the words "pulled" and "torn"
The muscles in my groin are all porn.
To be sore, most likely after exercising, from working your muscles. Refers to the process of building muscle when your muscle tears and re-forms.
Man, after an hour at the gym I was totally torn out.
Besides as the coolest dood in chinese history, possesing the balls to do things like eat his own eye off of an arrow, speak for it in poetry saying "Essence of my father, blood of my mother, i cannot toss this away!", then jam a spear in the the shooters face (literaly), he was also known for his generosity, being that although he was the highest general of Wei and a bad-ass swordsman, concidered over-violent by some, he was known to spend little beyond food, clothes and such, and never owned any land of his own, and gave all his surplus to the poor.
Supposably weilding a massive scimiar in his later days, which Dynasty Warriors names 'Kirin Fang'. This blade, as seen on the gam, the author estimates to be about 60 - 80 lbs
-Bah, you idiot, Xiahou Dun was NOT just some violent freak! He was generous and unltimately cool 'n stuff... And 'sides, sword violence rocks!
-At the cost of torn muscles, damaged joints and the crafting of a big-ass wooden sword, I am thinking forming a martial art style based on the fighting style of Xiahou Dun. Not as much about teachnique as it is a combination of power and speed.
-It might be cool to remove one's left eye just to look like Xiahou Dun!
the cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the world. We'll do anything and come back to tell his teammates about it. Live the dream until they are 35 then realize they never made it. Ladies love us, guys want to be us, we are the soul of the universe. You lace up the skates, put on the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing else matters. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl/guy is bein a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way there...you're world is absolutely perfect for the next couple hours Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, livin' on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, goin' top shelf, countless hours of practice, bag skates,thousands of dollars, dangling d-men, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packin' bombs, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, packin' lips, the word "fuck", pick up, fights, let downs, miracles and most of all - the game, Hockey Why? Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard we throw up. Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head, while your lungs are grasping for air. Late nights, early mornings, Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones, torn muscles and deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our adrenaline, because the game frees your spirit, because the party in the locker room is fine, because your invincible once you step on the ice, because a shot ca...more...
A catch-all diagnosis gym rats use to describe their injuries. Liftitis includes anything from tendonitis, to torn muscles, to broken bones.
Joe: Hey, I'm hitting up the gym tonight around seven, you coming?
Brian: I would, man, but I got liftitis bad in my shoulder. Gonna have to chill for a couple weeks.
Joe: Why don't you go to a doctor, man?
Brian: Why waste the money? All he's gonna tell me to do is ice it and stop lifting. Everyone knows that's how you treat liftitis.
n.) A chief excuse-maker; an individual who consistently comes up with absolute fucking bullshit excuses not to do something. the most generic excuses are pulled muscles such as quads and labias, although many others have been used as well.
Person 1 - "why isn't Fitz at conditioning today?"
Person 2 - "He's being a chief because he pulled his god damn quad again, this is the 20th fucking time! Did you notice that mitch was chiefing as well for his torn labia?"
Person 1 - "No, but I do now... those fucking chiefs"