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So drunk you think that doing things that are incredibly bad for you are also incredibly funny. So drunk you can't do anything but lay around.
"Let's get tore up and pass out in the hot sun!"
tore up by Ass Raider May 14, 2003
TORDUP a form of intoxication and the fear of no return.
Yo that girl last night Coll she was so tordup.
TORDUP by CollIsTheBest December 13, 2022
Extremely ugly, busted, broke down, and haggard. "Straight tore up" is the superlative form.
As Kelly fell out of the ugly tree and hit successive branches on the way down, she went from nothing to write home about to ugly to broke down to busted to straight TORE UP!
tore up by Nick D February 10, 2004
Used as a DESCRIPTION

the TORE in "tore up" replaces negative words like "fucked," "beat," and "messed" in a phrase of dissatisfation.

Also used as an ACTION:

Succeeding beyond expectation.
"His grill is tore up!"

"Last night I tore it up! She'll be walkin' funny for at least a week!"
tore up by Busta Crevice May 13, 2005

tore up jack 

A stupid manuever made in a car by a driver that causes major body damage when an accident occurs.
That guy really tore up jack on his car. when he drove off the road.
tore up jack by Little Retard November 5, 2005
to get very drunk and pass out.

Meatwad: "Now where's my whisky? im gon'get tore up!"
Ignignokt: "We shall acquire some wine on the way to the mall..."
Err: "And then we can get Tore Up!"
Ignignokt: "And pass out in the hot sun..."
tore up by Devin Gallagher February 12, 2006