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Asshole Torching 

Taking a blowtorch to an asshole for pleasure or hair removal. Some people like it rough and some people like it bare. You can decide but watch out for its side effects: pungent smell of burnt asshole, burnt/darkened dicks, permanent scarring over the asshole, inability to poop.
"My boyfriends dick is darker than usual, I think he was asshole torching."
Asshole Torching by DICK burn November 16, 2016
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Blue Torching 

Saving up your cum by not masturbating for a long period of time, thus resulting in blue balls. Then you have sex with a girl and burst on her covering her with cum.
bro my girl is into blue torching, im not going to masturbate for awhile.
Blue Torching by Rlvers April 8, 2011

torchology

The study of torch lighter engineering.
Are you taking torchology 101 this semester?
torchology by Tattoo kim June 20, 2020

torching the cop car 

A popular phrase coined in the 2009 blockbuster The Hangover when the trio stole a police vehicle and realized that Stu had married a stripper in which they had several photos, mugs, hats, etc. of the event and "torching the cop car" was suggested as a plan of action to get rid of the evidence. This term is defined as disposing of, destroying, and/or literally "torching the shit" out of any viable evidence from previous incident(s) of shameful and indecent behavior that could possibly incriminate an individual/group of individuals.
Jim: I can't believe Melissa almost found this box of 253 sex tapes I made with those nameless hookers in our bedroom during our marriage all the way in the back of the closet.

Terry: Dude, either you hide those things better or you might want to be torching the cop car.

Torching 

Sticking a blowtorch up your ass and turning it on. Basically the new way to vape
Person 1: Yo you ready to go torching?

Person 2: Yeah man I’m sick of vaping. Let’s torch one up.
Torching by TorchNation January 16, 2019

olympic torching 

the act of passing a pipe without having to relight it, because an ember remains burning. Involving two or more people, olympic torching requires the ability to smoke and then pass the pipe quickly, without allowing the lit ember to go out.


Guy 1: Hey are you guys smoking a bowl?
Guy 2: Yeah but don't light it again, we're olympic torching it.

Quick, pass that olympic torch.

Torching the pipe 

Letting the flame linger on a bowl of the pipe while taking a hit longer than it takes for the bowl to glow red. Frequent amongst beginner stoners.
True Stonner: "I'ts lit and burning dude! Quit torching the pipe!"
Torching the pipe by Sh@dowBlood August 22, 2009