topsail steamer 

A steamy shit taken directly on a woman's chest after a nasty shellfish dinner at the beach.

Man, I gave that bitch a classic Topsail Steamer last night....a real mud river

topsail steamer by TheRealDonJ June 10, 2018

Topsail Island 

A town on the east on North Carolina where a bunch of Yankees like to visit every fucking summer. We deadass do not like you. It is the greatest place where everything is just better. Has the best beach hands down

Topsail island is the best beach you will ever go to.

Topsail Island by Thatbitch25 May 2, 2018

Topsoil 

Debris resulting from aggressive homosexual anal intercourse with someone who failed to cleanse themselves thoroughly before getting ass-rammed. Can be found on a condom in the case of protected sex, on the penile shaft and glans in the case of unprotected sex, and in the pubic hair in both instances. Usually consists of fecal matter, but can sometimes include fragments of poorly digested foods such as corn kernels and peanuts.

That nasty bottom I met online didn't even shower, so I wiped the topsoil off on his bedsheets and took off.

It's just a little topsoil. It's natural. Don't stop. Fuck me!

Topsoil by Nasty Portland Fucker August 7, 2009

topsoil 

the love scene in recent times

the topsoil nowadays is getting shitty as we coup the goup my lopp uh nugga what

topsoil by wetdirt April 18, 2005

topsoil 

A person who pretends to be loyal to somebody, but leaves when something else comes along.

User: "Someone needs to get this topsoil Adria out of here, she's so fake."

Other User: "I got this. Blocked and reported!"

Fam: "Go loyals!!"

topsoil by ohanafam April 12, 2015

Toptail 

Men’s hairstyle in which someone who’s hair is not yet long enough to make a topknot puts their hair into a ponytail on the top of their head

My sensei won’t accept new students into his dogo unless they have a toptail.

Toptail by UnlikelySuperFeline July 12, 2018

Topsaly asumly 

It is when a female tries to sexually assault a pig with a rubber stick

Last night was awesome we totally topsaly asumly!

Topsaly asumly by Big banana scientist June 14, 2020