a homosexual male who acts straighter than even straight guys do. fucks little bottoms and then never talks to them EVER again. leaving them heartbroken and bewildered by life. only to randomly text them six months later or leave a voicemail saying HEY BABAYY I WANT TO FUCK YOU AGAIN! oh, and more than 90% of the time these persons are in the US military.
There are only two types of guys in the world. The total tops, and the REAL FUCKING MEN!!!
by bitchdracula666 December 26, 2008
Aussie, Irish, Scottish, English slang

Fantastic. Wonderful.
Ahh she's tops mate. Reeaaal tops.
by christopher January 20, 2004
A man who likes giving anal intercourse to other men rather than receiving.
I really DON'T like taking huge cocks up my ass since I'm a top, but I'll shove my cock into a receptive hole when offered.
by dicklicker May 23, 2003
T.O.P (pronounced "taph" or "tee oh pee"), real name Choi Seung Hyun, is a korean rapper in a boy band Big Bang. known for:
- noona-killer since 1987
- voice of unf
- visual impregnating abilities
- being a pure boy
- choomTOP

See also: choomTOP, BAMF and you are now pregnant
Ann: "don't look at T.O.P's eyes !"
Robin: "why?"
- looks at his eyes -
Robin: "omfg I'm pregnant"
Ann: "told you."

(works on men too)
by gur1 May 22, 2011
A person of any above description who "takes the lead" or is dominant in sexual situation. May or may not include S & M, fantasy role play or fetishes or servitude. May or may not want to be touched. Will initiate sex. If includes S & M, the top will be the one to do the bondage & pain play etc. to the bottom.
by dijjn June 04, 2003
Slang term used when refering to a blowjob. Originates from New York City and is actually an acronym for "Tounge On Penis"
"Hey man, I heard that chick gives the best top"
by R-kIVe July 22, 2005
T.O.P is the oldest and ultimately the sexiest member of Big Bang. He can make the girls swoon with a simple eyebrow raise and he wears a lot of layers. His voice is very deep and sexy!
Fangirl: I wish I had a for myself T.O.P
by KnightLight34 August 01, 2011
At the maximum, at most, at the most, not more than
I will take two years, tops.
It will set you back $20, tops.
by Dennis July 24, 2006

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