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top
To top/top off:

1. To mount, fuck real fuckin hard, pin down and fuck (dominate - S&M), to be the recipient of any of this.

2. To burn, override, shut down or in any way make a fool of someone else. To out-achieve and out-do someone in effort.

3. The icing on the cake, the last straw, the end-all; where something occurs that hits your breaking point and you go fucking bucknutty.
1. Jamal: Shit dude, I fuckin TOPPED that bitch!
Jeffy: Yeah man, she looked like she was walkin funny this morning. But you shoulda seen the cow I got with last night. She was a fuckin PSYCHOBITCH!! *I* got topped off in a bad way that time.
Jamal: Harsh, dude, you are a pussy!

2. Billy: Hey Bosun, I don't like you looking at my girl, Janie, in that regard. Quit it.
Bosun: Fuck, nigga, I look at her that way cuz I was remembering the countless times I blew my cocksnot in her meathanky! *She* was tellin me how much I topped you, and this burn right *here* fuckin tops you, bitch!
Billy: You are just being not serious and an ass.
Janie: No, it's true.

3. My car broke down, I was fired, I got colorectal cancer, my stocks crashed and now I'm bankrupt, my girlfriend choked on some Jamal's cock and died, and to top it all offI HAVE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION SO I CAN'T EVEN SCREW MYSELF TO SLEEP!!
by BioMenace October 24, 2006
 
1.
Aussie, Irish, Scottish, English slang

Fantastic. Wonderful.
Ahh she's tops mate. Reeaaal tops.
by christopher January 20, 2004
 
2.
top
A man who likes giving anal intercourse to other men rather than receiving.
I really DON'T like taking huge cocks up my ass since I'm a top, but I'll shove my cock into a receptive hole when offered.
by dicklicker May 23, 2003
 
3.
T.O.P (pronounced "taph" or "tee oh pee"), real name Choi Seung Hyun, is a korean rapper in a boy band Big Bang. known for:
- noona-killer since 1987
- voice of unf
- visual impregnating abilities
- being a pure boy
- choomTOP

See also: choomTOP, BAMF and you are now pregnant
Ann: "don't look at T.O.P's eyes !"
Robin: "why?"
- looks at his eyes -
Robin: "omfg I'm pregnant"
Ann: "told you."

(works on men too)
by gur1 May 22, 2011
 
4.
top
A person of any above description who "takes the lead" or is dominant in sexual situation. May or may not include S & M, fantasy role play or fetishes or servitude. May or may not want to be touched. Will initiate sex. If includes S & M, the top will be the one to do the bondage & pain play etc. to the bottom.
by dijjn June 04, 2003
 
5.
Top
Slang term used when refering to a blowjob. Originates from New York City and is actually an acronym for "Tounge On Penis"
"Hey man, I heard that chick gives the best top"
by R-kIVe July 22, 2005
 
6.
At the maximum, at most, at the most, not more than
I will take two years, tops.
It will set you back $20, tops.
by Dennis July 24, 2006
 
7.
T.O.P is the oldest and ultimately the sexiest member of Big Bang. He can make the girls swoon with a simple eyebrow raise and he wears a lot of layers. His voice is very deep and sexy!
Fangirl: I wish I had a for myself T.O.P
by KnightLight34 August 01, 2011