Top Definition
A man who licks his own anus with another man pinching his own ass, in a form of sexual intercourse with two gay males, most likely driven by sexual video game charactors, and they always use orgy butter brand anal gel.
Did you here? I heard Jack gave a topmonhit to his friend Joe last night!
I knew he was gay, he's a topmonhit for christs sake.
DUDE, I just met a topmonhit and he said touch my ass. O__O
by Jonathan P Reilly June 01, 2006

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