Typaids 

"Typaids" (noun): A colloquial Dutch term referring to the consistent occurrence of spelling mistakes, particularly in text messages or other written communication. The term is often used to describe the frustration or annoyance experienced when someone keeps making mistakes while typing and repeatedly sends incorrect or misspelled messages.

Different to kladkanker that emphasizes the poor quality or unintelligibility of a piece of work or code.

Toen hij probeerde een belangrijk bericht naar zijn baas te sturen, werd hij getroffen door typaids en moest hij het bericht meerdere keren opnieuw sturen omdat er zoveel spelfouten in zaten.

Translation: When he tried to send an important message to his boss, he was struck by typaids and had to resend the message multiple times due to the numerous spelling mistakes in it.

Typaids by Jeroen207 April 4, 2023

topside pool piss 

Taking a leak directly into a pool, from the comfort of the pool deck when a bathroom or a secluded bush are just steps away. Usually a booze induced act, the topside pool piss is always met with harsh criticisim from angry onlookers who havent had nearly as many keg beers as the subject taking the piss.

Significance is doubled when Tim Tebow is swimming in said pool.

Ashley Cooke: Hey Cooper.. did you see that shitbombtaking a topside pool piss...??

Cooper: Yeah, what an asshole, he has no respect for this household.

topside pool piss by topsidepoolpisser June 22, 2011

typaids 

When someone types really bad and makes a lot of typo's, they have typaids.

hey how aye you?
lmao typaids

I have typaids

typaids by June747 June 25, 2020

topsiding 

Being on the topside of a boat or ship.

“Hey Dave! You should come out. We’ve been topsiding all day and it’s beautiful!”

topsiding by xmeekx December 17, 2013

topsiding 

Having a sunny/positive outlook.

"Say what you want man... you can't bring me down. I'm just chillin here, topsiding."

topsiding by GiantMike14 February 9, 2014

topside browner 

What's left behind in a bathroom trash can from someone who just wiped their ass. Usually only done by wetbacks who, for some reason, choose to throw their wipings in a can, rather than flush them in a toilet. The topside browner will be facing up, showing the smear.

Dude, those fuckin wetbacks are always leavin behind some gnar ass topside browners.

topside browner by Yared Soyle January 4, 2007

topside spoon 

When a person lies face down flat and another person lies on top giving anal.

"Hey, I heard Rory and Kai did topside spoon last night and thought it was great fun."

OR

"You're topside spooning me right now!"

topside spoon by RHINO & CHAM December 2, 2016