Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC 

Former military or police who inflate their accomplishments and bring a giant ego to their next job, especially in training. After leaving the military, Tier-One Ass-Clowns put in the role of instructor of weapon and tactics usually endanger students with a toxic mix of their own ego and flawed training doctrine.

Ben: What did Ralph and Bert do in the military before they came to training?

Curtis: Well I know one was military police and I think other was in Special Forces but worked "at the rear with the gear" instead of forward deployed.

Ben: That explains the ego.

What a couple of "Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC".

Curtis: Word

Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC by Mil3Druid3 January 4, 2015

robert topala 

2.2 when?

Hi, Robert Topala, it is me gamer43269420 from geometry dahs, 2.2 when?

robert topala by gamer43269420 June 22, 2021

whacky tobacky

a special form of a plant that takes you on a magic carpet ride. not cigarettes, morons.

Roll a j of dat whacky tobacky, retard.

whacky tobacky by retarddisser October 14, 2003

Urban Tobacco 

A play on words to describe a situation with both herb and tobacco.
1. A spliff
2. Smoking tobacco near burning herb to disguise the smell.
3. Something to tell someone who asks about a rolly.

1. Eddy rolls three spliffs a day, sometimes seven, for whatever happens.
2. Spark a marb I'm sparking a J.
3. Some Scroungy Fuck: "Is that a joint? Can I hit that shit?"
Me: "No, It's urban tobacco."

Urban Tobacco by Jomce M. Yag October 20, 2015

for tobacco use only 

The disclaimer placed on drug paraphernalia in smoke shops and novelty stores to make the sale of items obviously intended for substance abuse legal to sell.

"Oh yeah, I need this 6 foot water bong to smoke tobacco, cigarettes just aren't enough for me anymore". <wink>

for tobacco use only by Dawn Davenport January 20, 2005

Tonacci 

Extreme.

Skydiving while killing a fifth and shooting fireworks is so tonacci.

Tonacci by ballersauce69 September 28, 2011

Topcat

A person of infinite wisdom. The topman, the leader of the pack, the head of the herd. When all fails, turn to 'topcat' for advice and direction. Physically adonic, mentally Einsteinien.

we're in a right state here chaps, the chips are down. What on earth shall we do?
Ask 'topcat', he'll know exactly what to do and will lead us on...

Topcat by topcat April 18, 2005