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A university in Indiana famous for being the capital of hatred in the American Midwest. Purdue students, surrounded by ugly people, poor athletic teams, and cornfields, have nothing to do but fester in their own inferiority and bitterness. These bullies like to imagine that they are intense rivals with other Indiana schools like Notre Dame and Indiana University, but students at these universities generally barely care about Purdue at all because they have better things to do than constantly try to convince themselves that they aren't worthless - like school or socializing. In NCAA sports, Notre Dame has won 55 national championships, Indiana has won 23 national championships, and Purdue has won 3 national championships.
What does a Rose-Hulman student and a Purdue student have in common? They were both accepted to Purdue. ND fan: Why do Purdue fans hate us so much? They're not even our real rivals like Michigan and USC. IU fan: It's nothing personal. They hate everyone. They're just miserable people who have to take it out on everyone else. Indiana has many academic programs in the top ten in the nation, including music, psychology, journalism, business, and public and environmental affairs. Notre Dame is ranked one of the top twenty universities in the nation. Purdue's pride program, engineering, isn't even the best in the state, blown away by Rose-Hulman. |
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| 44. | tops | ||
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double twenty on dartboard in Nottingham 120 finish = treble 20 single 20 and tops double 20
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| 45. | cloud eleven | ||
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As high on life as you can be. Explained by Houston hip hop legend Devin the Dude in his 2004 song "2 Tha X-treme". Cloud eleven is a philosophy explaining a possible way to live. Its basic premise, as explained by Devin, is as follows: "Get high off life, whatever your high may be, get high to the extreme." Used in a positive manner, living on cloud eleven can allow one to progress to the top of their game and get maximum enjoyment out of life on planet Earth. "Cloud ten was aight but I'm damn near at eleven." - Devin the Dude.
(Friend) "Whassup man, how you livin?" (Reply) "On cloud eleven" |
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| 46. | King Kong | ||
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The act of dressing up in a gorilla suit, kidnapping a woman, taking her to the top of the empire state building, and raping her. In other news, a local man was charged with raping a Manhattan woman. He performed a King Kong in front of horrified onlookers and faces fifteen to twenty-five years in prison.
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Cable television station originally devoted to showing music videos, hence the abbreviation for "Music Television." Over twenty years, it gradually phased out music except for a tiny bit of top-40 pop and rap, replacing videos with cartoons, game shows, reality shows, and other gen-x/y pseudo-hipster fare.
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| 48. | lateralus | ||
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If I told you that Tool's latest album,
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Lateralus, was way better than everything else currently on the market, would you believe me? Probably not. First of all, you don't know me. Second of all, you probably don't listen to Tool, because most radio stations pretty much ignore them. It's easier to follow what the radio tells you to listen to, isn't it? The answer, of course, is yes. But what if you are looking for more than the everyday stuff? It's an undeniable fact that mainstream music is becoming bland. The record companies churn out single after single of "one hit wonders", creating radio garbage. Manufactured artists with no potential play their song, make some money, and then are never heard of again. ("Who Let the Dogs Out" anyone?) It has been happening since the beginning of Rock and Roll, and it probably will continue on forever. The only problem is that it seems to be getting worse. One has to ask him or herself, "How many of these bands are going to be remembered thirty years from now, the way bands like Led Zeppelin and the Rolling Stones are remembered today?" Yes, every era has had its share of bands that come and go faster than Mick Jagger's voice at a Rolling Stone's Concert, and there is no stopping them. So why not go for something different? It is hard for the average music fan to change his or her taste. Your average music fan usually starts off listening to what his parents lis... |
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| 49. | magick | ||
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While phonetically the same as magic, the usage of this spelling denotes that the writer is either (1) an elementary school student who's flunking Spelling (possibly the rebellious type too hip to study or believe in Santa Clause), or (2) a young or full grown adult who refuses to grow up and believes that magic is real (possibly due to the childhood trauma of learning that Santa Clause wasn't real; as a result the victims immersed themselves into a world of utter fantasy, a more secure one that's much more difficult to disprove). Rodney Wrong: Heck! Miss Preachy, I got a D on my spelling test.
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Miss Preachy: That's because you misspelled some words. See there, magic is m-a-g-i-c, and there is no "k". Rodney Wrong: But I saw it spelled like this just the other day, in a published book called "Magick for Morons" and I... Miss Preachy: Don't lie to me! No educated full grown adult would ever publish a book, even if it was nonsense, if they misspelled magic; now would they? Rodney Wrong: But... Miss Preachy: SILENCE! Rodney Wrong: ...@$#%!... Miss Preachy: You know what, Rodney? My parent-teacher conference with your mother is coming up. Maybe I can tell her about what a naughty, NAUGHTY boy you've been. On top of that, maybe Santa Clause won't bring you any presents this year, maybe... Rodney Wrong: {sobbing loud} That's fine because momma already told me that Santa Clause isn't real! {Rodney proceeds to kick Miss Preachy in her shin and runs out of the room crying} - - - - - - - Naive Ned: Cool, you guys brought your cards. What are you playing? I brought my Legolas and Gimli decks. Down for some L-O-T-R R-P-G? Waldo Warlock: We're not PLAYING anything. We're doing magick, magick with an i-c-k. This is serious business. {scoffs} There's more to life than Lord of the Rings. Naive Ned: Yeah right, my name isn't Gullible Gunther. I've been at this gaming stuff a long time to know that Magic the Gathering IS a game, and it IS spelled with an i-c, not an i-c-k. It's cool... |
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