| 1. | mostitute | ||
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Word meaning "mall prostitute". Can be noun or verb. As a noun, refers to the mall prostitute herself. Blonde streaky blow-dried hair. Overly tight shirt (usually in bright easter egg colors) that exposes a fake-tanned midriff complete with sparkly navel piercing. Moving down, we discover her low-rise pants are two sizes too small, causing her fake-baked love handles to squish out over the top of her pink glitter belt. The pink thong sticks out above her low-rise pants, pulled up almost to waist-level, and serves to accentuate a large butterfly tattoo on her tailbone area. The too-small pants cause more difficulty when they act as a sausage casing for her thighs. Now she doesn't really walk-- she sort of crab-walks forward. Creak, creak, go the pants. Sometimes she will lose her balance and teeter on her Old Navy platform sandals (complete with giant plastic daisy glued to the top). Sexy, huh?
As a verb, it is used to denote the state of having one's thong underwear hanging out of one's pants, in plain view. Noun: "Oh my god, look at that mostitute's stupid pink tube top." Verb: "I am totally mostituting. I shouldn't have bought these low-rise jeans."
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| 2. | Shrumple | ||
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1. A woman of negotiable services of intimacy (see prostitute)
2. The sound believed by renowned theoretical physicists to be made when a particularly fat person (say, 250 lbs.+) is running with a box containing a large sponge cake (the cake must be sponge for the desired effect) then drops said cake box in their haste and, due to their unwieldly momentum, runs over the box. The 'shrumple' in question occurs right at the moment of impact between their foot and the top of the box, then continues for several milliseconds as they inevitably crush the cake itself underfoot. the ensuing panting and swearing on the fat individuals behalf is not included in the sound. Thomas, the neighbourhood fat boy, was running gleefully with his newly bought cake in great expectance of eating it when, all of a sudden, the butter stains on his hands caused him to lose his hold on the box, which he jiggled over top of with a loud 'shrumple'.
simon ackwayus laughed at the fatty with the butter stains |
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| 3. | Slutly | ||
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1. Another way of saying something is done in a slutty manner.
2. To conduct oneself in the manner of a prostitute. She slutly walked up to him, all 400 lbs of her squeezed into a tube top and skirt.
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| 4. | Crack Whore | ||
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A highly trained whore at the top of her profession. Much like the crack troops used for missions of high strategic importance, the crack whores are deployed by pimp daddy's only in the most desperate of circumstances. We have some high rolling arab businessmen in town - Deploy the crack whore.
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| 5. | ho-cut | ||
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The style of women's top that shows a great deal of cleavage. Often makes the wearer look like a prostitute. Good Lord! Grandma be too old to wear that ho-cut top!
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| 6. | Top up sex | ||
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An unofficial form of prostitution where (usually a woman) has money added to her prepaid cellphone in exchange for sex. Used on the island of St. Kitts and possibly other caribbean nations. "What's up?'
"Oh, not much, my girl dropped by for some top up sex earlier" "How much did you give her?" "20 EC" |
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| 7. | the bottom bitch | ||
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the bottom bitch is the top prostitute the highest honour that can be put upon thy humble hoe the bottom bitch is the hoe that is making the most cha-ching£$ and getting the best clients and whos keeping their pimp happy
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