Another term for a person who's race is a mix of white and black; 1 parent is white, 1 parent is black. this word was founded after the chocolate top deck; white and black.
Ben is a top deck, he'll steal a car but then he'll return it.
In Trading Card Games, the act of drawing a particular (usually game-winning or at least loss-avoiding) card through pure chance.
He had me down to two life, but I topdecked a Platinum Angel he couldn't get rid of for the win.
Verb: "to top deck".
To "top deck" is to defocate into the cistern of a toilet. The cistern is the water-filled tank often found above the toilet seat, near the flushing handle. Once the cistern has been defiled with faeces, the toilet will begin to flush "shitty" water of a brown, slimy appearance. This not only leaves the victim with a very nasty clean-up job, but more importantly it represents an extreme hatred or humiliation for them.
The art of topdecking is something commonly joked about but very infrequently practised. It is a rare and extreme example of domestic terrorism, often done as a form of revenge or simply to cause gross inconvenience to the victim.
"Hey, give that back or I'll top deck in your toilet!"
"Man, I'd love to top deck Oxford University..."
1: Used as a term for luck in obtaining a certain card to keep you alive or to win the game.
- Originating in Magic the Gathering
Charlie is a lucky muther fucker. He top decked a thoughtcast and then double shrapnel blasted me for the win... wat a Top Decker.
v. to top deck: a house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.
Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top deck after the main course”.
Widely used slang that cropped up recently in Australia
1. Something that is topnotch, excellent or above average.
Marcus: "Bro that transmog set is sick"
Harry: "Yeah topdeck"
"Topdeck used to smash me mum"
-Trent from punchy
When a woman puts on a lighter colour makeup on her face compared to her tanned (usually fake) skin.
Most females will usually topdeck some stage in their life, the douches are the ones that continue to do it.
Verb meaning to lift the lid off a toilet cistern and subsequently crap inside. Your shit will go undetected for months, except that each time someone flushes the smell will be released. It gets worse with every pull of the chain as the festering turd decomposes. Try top decking your enemies - it's the gift that keeps on giving.
I hate that jerk! Next time I'm round his house I'm gonna top deck his m*therf*ckin' toilet